Idiots in Private Unis - Part I

"These private unis are full of Idiots ... with big pockets and empty heads" -- Henna Arshad

I go to a private university. Am I an idiot too? This matters not. I joined this private university almost two months ago but my power of observance is so sharp (and you can disagree) that I've already categorized the students into some classes and this categorization has in reality nothing to do with their IQ or the amount of money they have in their pockets or purses. You've read the topic, so I'm aware that you are already familiar with the theme of our taxonomy. In case if you are not, it's fashion. By fashion I mean the characteristics and the habitual practices of the students in question.

Anyway, I'll not waste a single nanosecond more in writing another introductory paragraph. Let's begin discussing the haughty hierarchy I've come up with. And one more thing, I intend no offence!

The Porcupines:

They are spine haired males. You know, the ones who look as if they've just had an electric shock! I don't know how much time they spend in front of the mirror applying gel and twisting the life out of their hair, but they do often succeed in becoming what they desire to become … porcupines. For those who lack a vocabulary, the Urdu word is “Australian chohay”. They think they have the coolest hairstyle, but honestly, don't you think it's the most idiotic one too?

The human porcupine
Shamelessly copying animals... sorta!




The insulted animal.
So embrassed that the poor thing is seldom seen these days!

The Bajis :

They are the ones you'd mistake for a female especially when they are wearing shalwar kamiz . They are, no doubt, males but are not manly. Girlish and freakish, in fact! No sane girl will ever dream of hanging out with a, er, a girlish boy with a rotting pony tail and all those who do should consider checking a psychiatrist. The Bajis are very bad when it comes to hair-care. Most (read ‘all') of them have dry and damaged hairs. This damage is perhaps due to the effect of sun, but it will sound more sensible if we attribute it to all the vain attempts they make to attain a perfect pony tail. (They always end up making puppy or burro tails). One day, maybe, they'll think of breading up their hair or making two ponytails, if they haven't already thought of it!

The typical Baji.
A bit too happy with thier burro/puppy tails!

Their upcoming fashion.
Lolypop's missing! Don't you agree?

... to be continued