Fiery Musharraf, did you need anyone?

ISLAMABAD: The most ‘intelligent’ man of South Asia aka President of General Musharraf has returned after his half month visit to the Policeman of the world alias United States of America.

The godly figure has met countless head of States and visited numerous universities banging the verbose that Pakistan is a change country now, far-sighted with US shoulder to shoulder to counter terrorism and can do anything to woe his employer ‘US’.

Whatever we say but well Musharraf was a one man leading all the channels and has superceded all politicians with his drop dead intelligence. The ministers in his entourage were looking like mice and empty headed as he sing the song of progressive Pakistan all along this 15 days trip.

Well, Musharraf…one thing to say, you alone is enough why you need these measly figures with you when you already have handful Goras beside you to give an awesome company??

As a nation we are proud of you to be imposed on us as President and the way you are creating soft interface for Pakistan with your strong presence. But well, one thing to say which is not the least, you should stress and make measures on the ripening inflation and make all efforts to change the saga for a common Man.

Well, your puppets have created a good scene for sugar crises and we have got the first fruit of branded sugar by the name of ‘sugarita’. Are we about to see all necessary items of daily use in branded shape and the poor consumer had to ask for loans from XYZ bank to finance the monthly grocery?

If Musharraf flinch inflation and create class equity than God bless you Musharraf, we are with you…. (Rawonnion bulletin)